November 24 2007

This is the week when the legal establishment finally ended it's relentless pursuit of Barry Bonds with a federal indictment. The charge is lying to a grand jury but let's face it; Bonds is being prosecuted, or perhaps persecuted for being the worst athletic jerk in baseball history this side of Mike Schmidt.

Bonds faces up to thirty years in jail for his sins despite the fact that he was not a distributor of drugs; only a customer for a drug that was not even illegal in baseball when he was a user. They tell me the U.S. legal sysem spent six million dollars to nail Bonds while ignoring Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa and Rafael Palmeiro who in fact lied to Congress about his steroid use.

To me Barrfy Bonds' biggest sin was that he wouldn't give an inch to "the man". And if he somehow manages to beat the steroid rap the IRS is waiting in the wings to make sure they bring him to his knees.

Barry Bonds' biggest sin isn't steroid use or lying to a grand jury. It's thumbing his nose at the "system". The only thing missing is the lynching.

November 17 2007

A long time ago in an environment far removed from today's NHL Sam Pollock held the rest of the league by the entry-draft throat. From 1970 to '78 Sam hel 25 first round draft picks and with them he built a dynasty. When will the other general managers ever learn.

Three names in the hockey news over the past week; Don Waddell, Doug Armstrong and John Ferguson Junior.

Last February Atlanta General Manager Maddell traded two fiirst round draft picks to get Keith Tkaczuk for a playoff run that lasted four games.

In Dallas, Armstrong traded last year's first round draft pick to Phoenix for unrestricted free agent Ladislav Nagy and then next year's first round pick for defenseman Mattias Nordstrom of the Kings. Nagy jumped to Los Angeles in the off season and dallas" playoff run lasted seven games.

And in Toronto John Ferguson Junior traded away all four of his first round draft picks since joining the team. In return he received Brian Leetch and goaltenders Andrew Raycroft and Vesa Toskala. It will be a decade before the Leafs recover from that kind of mismanagement.

P.T. Barnum said there"s one born every minute. The NHL proves the adage.
The suckers are out there and they're not hard to find if you go looking for them.

Does anyone care to bet who will be the first to pick the pocket of new Dallas Stars general manager Brett Hull?

November 10 2007

I don't know whether the phrase is an anachronism (considering the times, it probably is) but when I was a kid it was drummed into my head that "cheaters never prosper". That was well before Bill Belichick, Pete Rose and most blantantly, the steroid users of sporting life.

And what a mess we have now. There's much talk of upgrading the medals of the runners who finished behind the now-disgraced Marion Jones at the Sydney Olympics. The problem is, in at least one instance and probably in every case the runner or runners that finished behind Jones were on the "juice" as well.

Ben Johnson won the 100 metres at Korea in 1988 and flunked doping. That moved Carl Lewis to gold and Linford Christie to silver. Later it was learned that four of the top five finishers used steroids including Lewis and Christie. Only Johnson lost a medal.

In 1976 Canada was the first host-nation to fail to win at least one gold medal. That was the year of the East German women swimmers. If the IOC were to strip all of those medals Canada would have become a swimming powerhouse with 4 silver medals and gold medals for Nancy Garapick and Cheryl Gibson.

This is the trap we're in. The fix was in for Sale and Pelletier in figure skating and Sylvie Frechette in synchronized swimming and the best the IOC could do to repair it was declare a tie for the gold. Steroids have turned sports into a hopeless swamp from which there appears to be no escape.

November 3 2007

Forgive me if you've heard this before. "Steroids are dangerous."

This week at a conference in Iceland a lengthy study was released of former East German athletes who were victims of the doping that surfaced during the
1976 Olympics here in Montreal. Among the horrifying results; among 52 female competitors who were forcefed anabolic steroids 38 percent suffered severe depression with suicidal tendancies. Thirty-two of the fifty-two underwent psychiatric therapy. And a quarter suffered from some form of cancer. The risk of miscarriage and stillbirth was thirty-two times higher than the normal German population. And, where one would expect the heredity of great athleticism to be passed on; of sixty-nine children what he have is a staggering number of physical deformities, mental handicap, allergies and asthma.
The DDR swimmers of 1976 are now in their early fifties and the bill has come due.

And still the chearing continues practically unabated. Latest from the steroid wars? It cost two-million dollars to formulate a test to discover EPO, the steroid of choice among cyclists. No sooner had the test been put into effect, the competitors with their backyard technology found a way to short circuit it by polluting the urine test with a few grains of common soap powder.

And so it goes in the unending and seemingly hopeless war on performance enhancers.